Sign Language

Taking his inspiration from cousin Morgan, Clark has begun to add flair to his routines through the use of expressive hand gestures.

Chatting with Teddy

A long-time family friend, Ted imparted some words of wisdom to our boy Clark, including not to believe Hage on all matters bear-related.

Protein Powder

Through diligent sessions at the training table, Clark has increased his muscle mass by 18% and today tips the scales at 9 lbs, 12 oz, distributed over a 22 inch frame. Nice work, Clark!

One Month

Today marked Clark's first full month on the outside. We celebrated classy in a track suit.

Suspended License

I was kidding when I told Clark that he only needed to use the car seat until I remembered to mail in the forms certifying my attendance at traffic school, but he didn't know that.

Town Crier

Roller skating monkey couriers spread the news.

Happy Birthday, Dad

This present was so good we opened it early, but mom rewrapped it for today's celebration.

Survival Training

Clark failed to convince his dad that the corporate jungle gag was too obvious to be entertaining.

Speak Up

There's no need to whisper. Clark knows you're talking about him.

Neighborhood Watch

Dad wanted to talk about the merits of pajamas with feet, but Clark was more interested in what the neighbors were doing.