Spring Training

Clark showed Alphabet Dog how to throw a split-fingered fastball.

Tic Tacs

Clark pondered how to tactfully remind Max that there are ways to prevent halitosis.

Rookie Card

Clark spent the offseason emulating Ruth's approach to the training table.

Beet Happening

It is possible that Clark misunderstood one or more of Cosmo's "10 Tips For Fuller Lips."

Endangered Species Act

Be Mine

Happy 0.583rd Birthday!

Clark celebrated the milestone by taking a stroll along the boulevard and enjoying a dinner date with gal-pal Celia.

Top Drawer

Clark beamed when given an opportunity to work with a professional.

Word of the Day: Incognito

Brass Knuckles

Security Camera

Dad manned the getaway car while Clark cracked open the cash register.