Fright Week - Night 5 - Clark Meets Michael Jackson

And he was not thrilled about it.

NEXT WEEK - Clark ventures back from the dark side to resume cute overload.

Fright Week - Night 4 - Clark Meets The Zombies

Silly dad - Clark asked for a kiss from mommy, not flesh-eating zombies.

Fright Week - Night 3 - Clark Meets Dracula

That sucked.

Fright Week - Night 2 - Clark Meets Frankenstein

Do you know what is truly frightening? Realizing mid-hike that neither you nor Frankstein remembered to pack the bear repellent.

Fright Week - Night 1 - Clark Meets The Wolfman

Clark admits to being startled at first, but once you get to know him, Wolfie is kind of a softie.

Cheese and Creatures

The creature froze in fear when he realized he would not escape Clark's clutches.

Full Stomach

Creature consumed.

Pit Crew

Clark took a few moments to relax at home after celebrating another road rally win.

Word of the Day: "Jocular"

Old Blue Eyes

Rowr!

Archeology

During a recent dig, Clark unearthed the world's oldest funny bone.

Pros and Cons

Trick or treat? Clark continues to mull it over.

Candy - from a baby?

No matter how many times he read the list of ingredients, Clark could not get comfortable with the concept.

Reciprocity

Einstein taught Clark the theory of relativity; Clark taught Einstein the lyrics to Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Peter Lawford's Lucky Break

Aiming to avoid being typecast, Clark briefly paired up with the Rat Pack but later decided to concentrate on roles as the wholesome boy next door.

The Tiniest Beatle

Clark is still so mad about the royalty spat that he refuses to talk about his first band. (Though once he gets a little milk in him, he will tell anyone who listens that he can't believe the lads replaced him behind the kit with Ringo, when the chap clearly had not even taken lessons.)

A B C Revisited

A recently unearted promotional still from Clark's archives.

Book Worm

Clark read through this thick tome, then did a book report for extra credit.