Christmas Cookie

For a few tense moments two holiday revelers mistook Clark for this year's hot new toy.

Christmas

The Toy Society: Christmas Drop # 86

You can see our contribution to the toy drop here: The Toy Society: Christmas Drop # 86

Polar Bear Club

Clark embraced the sub-zero weather with a brisk swim in the lake, followed by some crunches. What did you do, sissy?

Chattering Class

Clark engaged in some conversation during the lull between Sunday morning talk shows.

Knock, Knock

Dandy Cane

You never know when Santa will drop by for a chat. Practice your "nice list" smile and dress accordingly.

Navel Gazer

Happy 0.4167th Birthday!

Catching Up

The Scrog Blog was temporarily clogged up, bogged down, fogged in and logged out due to illness, billables, windchill and travel.

Please accept our apologies and some pictures.

Clark posed for another glossy magazine feature...






Lounged in the Jungle Room...



and played the role of Starman in a local dramatic production.

Countdown to Christmas

Put your wallets, purses, jewelry and Mentos in the stockings and back slowly out of the room.

Kidding - gotcha!

Gabba Gabba Hey

Baby Food

Chew Toy

(Thumb) Sucker

Shark Attack!

Happy 0.3333rd Birthday!

The Academy

Clark gathered his pupils with a promise to recreate Plato's lecture "On The Good," then sucked his thumb.

Word of the Day: Contemplative

Video Exclusive! See Clark Laughing At His Own Joke!

Man Overboard

Fall Fashions

Autumn weather has given Clark a chance to model his line of cold weather clothing and accessories.

Playing Catch Up

Clark has approved mass photo posting as a means of reassuring the public that he remains cute and cuddly even after the spooky hijinks of Halloween week.

Fright Week - Night 5 - Clark Meets Michael Jackson

And he was not thrilled about it.

NEXT WEEK - Clark ventures back from the dark side to resume cute overload.

Fright Week - Night 4 - Clark Meets The Zombies

Silly dad - Clark asked for a kiss from mommy, not flesh-eating zombies.

Fright Week - Night 3 - Clark Meets Dracula

That sucked.

Fright Week - Night 2 - Clark Meets Frankenstein

Do you know what is truly frightening? Realizing mid-hike that neither you nor Frankstein remembered to pack the bear repellent.

Fright Week - Night 1 - Clark Meets The Wolfman

Clark admits to being startled at first, but once you get to know him, Wolfie is kind of a softie.

Cheese and Creatures

The creature froze in fear when he realized he would not escape Clark's clutches.

Full Stomach

Creature consumed.

Pit Crew

Clark took a few moments to relax at home after celebrating another road rally win.

Word of the Day: "Jocular"

Old Blue Eyes

Rowr!

Archeology

During a recent dig, Clark unearthed the world's oldest funny bone.

Pros and Cons

Trick or treat? Clark continues to mull it over.

Candy - from a baby?

No matter how many times he read the list of ingredients, Clark could not get comfortable with the concept.