Candy - from a baby?

No matter how many times he read the list of ingredients, Clark could not get comfortable with the concept.

Reciprocity

Einstein taught Clark the theory of relativity; Clark taught Einstein the lyrics to Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Peter Lawford's Lucky Break

Aiming to avoid being typecast, Clark briefly paired up with the Rat Pack but later decided to concentrate on roles as the wholesome boy next door.

The Tiniest Beatle

Clark is still so mad about the royalty spat that he refuses to talk about his first band. (Though once he gets a little milk in him, he will tell anyone who listens that he can't believe the lads replaced him behind the kit with Ringo, when the chap clearly had not even taken lessons.)

A B C Revisited

A recently unearted promotional still from Clark's archives.

Book Worm

Clark read through this thick tome, then did a book report for extra credit.

Poser

Yes, he is trying to break your heart.

A B C

Astaire,
Balanchine,
Clark.

Optical Illusion

Clark accentuated his 11 pounds 3 ounces with horizontal stripes.

Clark v. Mothra

After Clark defeated the creature and saved Tokyo, he took a few days to tour the Japanese countryside with a friend.

* Note: This post is funnier if you read Clark's onesie. *

Clark and Dad

Clark and Mom

Woof

After a busy weekend, Clark's dogs were barkin'.

No More Questions

Clark abruptly ended the press conference.

Wonder Bread