Baby Food

Chew Toy

(Thumb) Sucker

Shark Attack!

Happy 0.3333rd Birthday!

The Academy

Clark gathered his pupils with a promise to recreate Plato's lecture "On The Good," then sucked his thumb.

Word of the Day: Contemplative

Video Exclusive! See Clark Laughing At His Own Joke!

Man Overboard

Fall Fashions

Autumn weather has given Clark a chance to model his line of cold weather clothing and accessories.

Playing Catch Up

Clark has approved mass photo posting as a means of reassuring the public that he remains cute and cuddly even after the spooky hijinks of Halloween week.

Fright Week - Night 5 - Clark Meets Michael Jackson

And he was not thrilled about it.

NEXT WEEK - Clark ventures back from the dark side to resume cute overload.

Fright Week - Night 4 - Clark Meets The Zombies

Silly dad - Clark asked for a kiss from mommy, not flesh-eating zombies.

Fright Week - Night 3 - Clark Meets Dracula

That sucked.

Fright Week - Night 2 - Clark Meets Frankenstein

Do you know what is truly frightening? Realizing mid-hike that neither you nor Frankstein remembered to pack the bear repellent.

Fright Week - Night 1 - Clark Meets The Wolfman

Clark admits to being startled at first, but once you get to know him, Wolfie is kind of a softie.

Cheese and Creatures

The creature froze in fear when he realized he would not escape Clark's clutches.

Full Stomach

Creature consumed.