Sunday, May 16, 2010

Pic-Con-Nic




Step 1. Locate and approach your mark. Blankets typically suggest the presence of picnic snacks.



Step 2. Introduce yourself. Resist the temptation to grab the snacks immediately.



Step 3. Flash her the baby blues. A well-placed finger makes you appear thoughtful and also can hide the effects of over-active salivary glands.



Step 4. Offer a bit of misdirection, followed by a quick grab and munch.



If played correctly, the mark remains unaware and may even offer you a lift home.




Some will even introduce you to their social circles, supplying you with fresh marks for future efforts.

1 comment:

the hag said...

Oh boy. this is too funny and too cute!